So that’s what it’s used for
eating breakfast on the go
straight boys be like
My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him
ARE YOU SERIOUS
having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw
having to go back to reread previous chapters of your own story as a reference because you forgot how to write
[sees two characters, one brave and one smart] johnlock au
[sees two characters, one tall and one short] johnlock au
[sees cat and dog being friends and interacting] johnlock au
[sees the sun in the day and the moon at night] johnlock au
[sees broom propped up against the wall next to a bucket] johnlock au
[sees my index finger next to my thumb] johnlock au
breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them
and now, the weather
canon holmes meeting his 21st century self and hating him because he lives in a world where he can hold and kiss and MARRY watson and he’s too afraid to follow his heart ahahahahaha kill me
But you have to understand that when both my cousin and I came out as bisexual to our great-aunt, she told us we were too young to label ourselves.
You have to understand that both of my brothers are gay and came out to her before the ages of 15. She had absolutely no problem.
My great-aunt is a 69 year old lesbian.
You have to understand that not every aspect of biphobia has to do with homophobia.
MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party