New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

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shastrider:

i’m trying to ignore all the fandomwars out there and draw some little tiny cute things for mah babies and here is a stripppp /////v///////

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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revybutt:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

possiblets:

let’s be honest here, who would ‘t cheat in chemistry

next level cheating.

this is some naruto shit

Firstly, I changed my laptop background to that amazingly inlove stare that Sherlock is giving John in the promo shoots. Secondly as soon as there is a Johnlock kiss that will be my new everything. Icon. Background.Banner.  so get ready sometime in the next 4 yrs.

Ok i need to sleep cause i cant ship this anymore then i already do without imploding.

demisexualsherlock:

imagine when the johnlock kiss happens and everyone will use that as their icon and you can’t tell anyone apart from your dash anymore

caitlinispiningforjohnlock:

It’s getting to the point where I can’t even tell the difference between Johnlock manips and actual promo pics

Like there is literally no difference

crimson-winter:

like what the heck was sherlock going to say at the end of HLV if not a confession of love?

"John, I’ve been meaning to tell you something always, and since it seems we’ll never meet again, I ought to say it now… You owe me 345 quid in damages to the flat."

like ???

221blueberries:

When I first saw this scene I was surprised that Mind Palace Moriarty listed Irene as one of the people who would cry over Sherlock’s death (I figured it would make more sense to include Molly in that slot).  However, after mulling it over, I concluded that there’s a deeper meaning to it.  When you consider who these people are to Sherlock or what they symbolically represent, this list has a pattern. 

First, Jim mentions Mrs. Hudson.  Mrs. Hudson has always been like a surrogate mother to Sherlock and, up until S3, she was the only mother figure in Sherlock’s life that we knew about.  So you could say that Mrs. Hudson is symbolic of parental love and affection.  Next on Jim’s list are Sherlock’s actual parents; they are the literal representation of parental love.

Then, the camera angle changes—this change further emphasizes how everyone is paired off (Mrs. Hudson/Sherlock’s parents, Irene/John)—and Jim lists Irene who, as many others have pointed out, is often the symbolic representation of romantic love and sex.  So, if we continue the pattern of symbolic love followed by literal love, what does John represent?  

GUYS

laughterbynight:

As a dabbling fellow of yours, I am telling you that this movie (the imitation game) is NOT your gateway to more benedict/sherlock junk.

DO NOT ruin the image of this movie and it’s message by making it about you. I realize what I say probably means very little to anyone who was thinking along these lines anyway, but keep in mind that Benedict himself, if you know anything about the man, would lose his fucking mind if you brought that crap to him.

If you can’t see this for the importance of Turing (god forbid) at the VERY least don’t become the bane of your favorite actor’s existence. He would be furious and mortified to see some of this shit. Don’t be that person.

It’s straight up gross. We can’t right a wrong but we can give Turing a sliver of justice in a society that might not even remember him anymore. Don’t ruin it.

This isn’t Sherlock. This isn’t for you to get off. This is for a REAL person.

I hate that I have to appeal to people as Benedict fans over the importance of Turing himself, but the tag has proven that people already have no respect for him.

Frankly I am very happy that turing is being portrayed by such a good actor, butI hope the movie is so well made that even the people who came only for the actor will forget about Sherlock and see Alan Turing and the injustices that ended his life.

throughtheparadox:

Young Sherlock in oversized clothes. :) 

follow me, i follow back

throughtheparadox:

Young Sherlock in oversized clothes. :)

follow me, i follow back

I had a moment of doubt

id-be-lost-without-my-doctor:

John would still be happily married to Mary if she didn’t turn out to be an assassin. But no, he wouldn’t. Because that’s what she is, and even if he truly believes the problems of her past are her business, it still warps his view of her. Because she lied to him. But even before all of this, he was bored. Biking to the same work that she was driving to. Doesn’t seem like a newlywed thing to do. And obviously, Mary’s past is still fully present, if she was willing to kill Magnussen and Sherlock and still had all of her super spy gear. A person who had moved on with a clean slate would’ve gotten rid of that.
So then I was thinking, that John would never choose Sherlock, he chose Mary over him, but then I remembered that scene in 221B.
John chose someone deliberately the opposite of Sherlock because he was hurt so much by Sherlock. He did this when he thought Sherlock was dead and didn’t want to remind himself of him. So that whole thing about how he chose Mary because she was dangerous was just (what I think) another lie spat out of Sherlock’s mouth in order to soothe John because Sherlock thinks that John wants Mary, undoubtedly. Sherlock does not think John would ever want him.
But with the reemergence of the man John was in love with but never acknowledged because he believed Sherlock would never reciprocate, John married Mary anyway because she was so different.
But she wasn’t, in the end. And here’s where I don’t think John will continue to love her and be married to her.
Because if you have two similar things, why not choose the better one? Why not choose the selfless one? The one who would do anything for you, and not for themselves?
John was never happily married to Mary. And he won’t ever be.

tipsy-arachnid:

taylorswiftisawinchester:

sad-butsassy:

devourer-of-gods:

No, this is why women survive longer than men.

this hurt to look at

actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women

Jesus Christ, I wasn’t going to reblog this but then that last one was just so WHY WOULD YOU that I had to

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